Monday, January 6, 2014

From Global Warming to Climate Change

Most of you out there are aware that after the University of East Anglia's emails were hacked and released (after ignoring British Freedom of Information Act requests), the Global Warming scam was pretty much discovered to be a giant scam and discredited.

I won't go into too much detail, but basically the scientists admitted that they didn't see the warming they wanted, and had to manipulate the data to support the "hockey stick" graph that showed the upward surge in temperatures.  Likewise, the raw data used to create the hockey stick graph was deleted.  Now even non-scientists know that the raw data is essential for proving your theories.  Science has to be repeatable, and you can verify the results with tainted data.  Of course, the so-called scientists knew that, which is why they wouldn't release and eventually deleted the data.

Naturally, global warming left a bad taste in everyone's mouth so presto-change-o, we'll  call it climate change.  Sure, that covers everything.  Too much snow, too little snow, too hot, too cold, too much rain, too little rain....all due to climate change!!  No more embarrassment when temperatures are freezing and everyone starts questioning why you want to start taxing them for breathing and farting.

The past month has been pretty busy.  We have global-warming scientists, on a trip to the Antarctic to see the melting ice cap, trapped and subsequently rescued from the Antarctic ice that...surprise...isn't melting but growing.  Likewise, we have the coldest weather in 20 years affecting the United States; and let's add that the 2010's have the most snow on record.  Most free-thinking people would think global warming is pure bunk, but remember it's now "climate change" which is prepared for everything.

Yes, you guessed it.  The cold Arctic and the ice growing at the South Pole are both a result of global warming.

Seriously folks, I can't make this stuff up, it is just too crazy!